(c’84-‘86) – Daren Allder (bass), David Gates (guitar / vocals), Alex Forryan (guitar / sax), John Goodwin (trumpet), Alison Cheale (vocals); and Andy Q Smith (drums).

Named after a Paul Hogan line from a 1984 Fosters lager advert; Which One’s Maurice? performed a few gigs in the area, including a support slot with X-pressure, for Split Into at Frogmore Community College, Yateley on 19 July ’85, and competed in a Battle of the Bands at Kings College, London.

Allder, Smith, Forryan, and Gates would go on to form The Word Merchants together, with Gates being the main songwriter in both bands. Gates subsequently formed Salt Tank while Allder and Smith found themselves in 33AD.

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